Fauns, ему еще принадлежит цитата "Люблю достать своих плеток и повеселиться. Я, знаете ли, с ними на короткой ноге" (ну, я каксигда волен, но смысл точен)

Lava T Hotson,
Колфер жгет, я смотрю))

Fauns, та ваще нипадецки
А это знаешь... выходят всей командой получать глобусы штоле золотые... Одни мужики вышли.
И Мерфи такой: А где наши бабы? Можно подумать, мы все это сделали без женщин!
Крис позади него Даррену на ушко: Да можно почти все делать без женщин.
Корд: Чо-чо?
Крис: Нет, я не буду это повторять.

У меня где-то целый цитатник есть его: не язык, а дротик, и мозги на сверхзвуковой

Lava T Hotson,
Я как то пару интервью его посмотрела, не заметила) Но няшный он, однозначно))

Fauns, блин, я его могу бесконечно цитировать Х)
Но, я не знаю, может не всегда улавливается, но он очень быстро делает innuendo, кто успел, тот поймал. Я иногда не могу словить - такая тонкая игра слов. В словах он знает толк =) Но пошлый, как номер Плейбоя
И блиииин, ты единственный чювак во френдоленте, кто вообще понимает, о чем я =(
Но как я рада, что ты

Вот тебе надергала. И умные, и идиотские, и серьезные и смешные крылатые =)

"You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved. Never, ever give up."

(About Struck By Lightning) "Everything's very twisted, including the author."

"I'm tired of being discriminated because I'm way too good-looking!"

"My grandmother gave me the best writing advice I have ever gotten; "Christopher, I think you should wait until you're done elementary school before worrying about being a failed writer."

Interviewer: "If your book (Land of Stories: The Wishing Spell) was adapted into a movie, who would you want to play the fairytale characters?"
Chris: "I would want the whole movie to be Meryl Streep, I think she could be every role."

(About two of his favourite movies, Harry Potter and Notes on a Scandal) "From a boy wizard who goes to a school to blackmail for rape. It's all about similar, right?"

(About "The Sister Act") "I used to play the tape and walk around with towels on my head and pretend to be Whoopi. Which I'm sure is a normal thing for every American boy to do, pretend they're Whoopi Goldberg."

"I have this feud with the LA Unified School District... and I keep getting these phone-calls that my daughter is missing classes. I'm 19, I don't have a daughter! I mean, the 90's were a blur but I don't think I was impregnating at the age of 2. But I'm gonna find this girl and get her ass to school, cause I'm tied of these damn phone-calls!"

"It's kind of interesting that now when people hear Single Ladies, a song about a women having relationship trouble cause her boyfriend won't commit, they think of me. It's a little strange."

"I learned to run very fast after saying comebacks. But it only provoked them. Someone would scream ‘fag’ at me in the hallway and I’d say ‘Yeah, but can you spell it?’. They’d say ‘Hey, your voice is high’ and I’d say ‘Yeah, but so are you most of the time.’ But then they thought it was a game and that I was playing along. I was not playing along."

Interviewer: "Which of you is the funniest cast member?"
Everyone: "Chris."
Chris: "Chris. Because it's true."
Lea Michele: "He's the smartest and funniest."
Chris: "For the record, I'm not smarter then all of you... just most of you."

"There's nothing wrong with you. There's a lot wrong with the world you live in."

"My co-stars get the fun stories, like they're dating this person, real glamorous things like that and the only rumour that has really been about me is that I was killed by a fruit truck."

"I actually have to tone down my own fabulousness and fashionableness when I’m playing Kurt. I kidd, I kidd. We’re both performers, pale, and sing really high… He’s superior, I’m sarcastic. He’s chic, I’m a geek. He’s fierce, I’m farce. He’s fashionable, I’m flammable."

"If Disney ever did Pinocchio on Broadway, I better get a call. That’s all I’m saying. I just think that I would be perfect for that. I look so much like him that it would honestly be a crime if I didn’t get to do that."

"Kurt's clothes are at least half the show's budget."

Interviewer: "Where are you from?
Chris: "Clovis California."
Interviewer: "What is that?"
Chris: "It's a small town where people have no humor but everyone drives a truck."

Interviewer: "What's the weirdest place you've been to?"
Chris: "Hmm... what's an appropriate answer here?"

"I kinda sound like I've been sucking on helium all day."

"The first one was a real slushie... and it was painful. It felt like I was bitch-slapped by an iceberg."

(After getting slushied) "I better get an Emmy for that."

"A red carpet and a press line at a funeral has to be the tackiest thing in the world and I want one at mine someday."

"People still call me ma'am on the phone. And it doesn't even bother me anymore."

"Going through a drive-thru is always fun. Cause it's always so shocking when they'd see me. It would kinda be like, "Oh thank you ma'am..... WOAH! Woah... sorry bout that."

"Kids make fun of my for my voice. When I get excited or nervous it gets REALLY high-pitched, then dogs just go crazy and I remember one time I was coming out of a restaurant... and there was this little girl in a princess dress. And I said, "Oh look how cute you are in a princess dress!" And she looks at me and she's like, "You
sound like a girl."

George Lopez: "When did you realize your voice wouldn't change?"
Chris: "Well, I used to go to the doctor and we'd ask, "Is my voice going to change?" And they'd be like, "Well... you're 18... probably not."

George Lopez: "You're right under the M on Time magazine's 100 most influential people."
Chris: *takes the magazine* "Actually, if you block out the T and I, it says Me."

"I was offended at the White House, they didn't search my bag, scan me or anything. I was just so non-threatening, that they let me pass."

"Mario, I just have a personal message to you. It's been 25 years and the princess is still being caught by the Koopas, I'm just saying... but she might be a little attention-seeking. You might want to start seeing other people... just throwing it out there."

"Every year I'd ask to sing Defying Gravity, and they'd turn me down. I think it was because the girls were jealous that I could sing it and they couldn't."

"When I'm stuck in traffic I'll pretend I'm on a motorcycle... it's so therapeutic."

Interviewer: "Are you really a soprano?"
Chris: "Um, I... Not really. I'm more of a... I think the correct term is countertenor, but I can sing high... I have a high-pitched voice, yes. What the hell, yeah, I am. I'm a soprano."

Interviewer: "If you were to take over the world, how would you do it?"
Chris: "A Ninja army would do the trick, and it just sounds cool. I'd only want to take over the pretty places, there's a lot of the world I have no interest in."

"Kristin Chenoweth and I actually eloped when she came to film her guest spot. We know our children will be high pitched and cartoonish."

Interviewer: "You have a trademark voice now, at a certain pitch. Are you worried about it changing?"
Chris: "Absolutely, every day. I think it would be God’s cruelest joke if finally I have a use for this voice that I've been teased about every single day since I was, I dunno, thirteen, and then He takes it away."

Chris: "I love the writing aspect of, of, of, of, of, of it all."
Interviewer: "You sure have a knack for it."
Chris: "Yes, I have a way with words."

Interviewer: "What's the craziest thing a fan has ever done to you?"
Chris: "I have my merry band of stalkers, that's always fun."

"Clovis is very... it's not a small town, it's a big town because theirs not much to do there except reproduce so it keeps getting bigger and bigger."

(Upon deciding the Biggest Glee Brainiac) "I'm going to have to say me, cause I'm the one just randomly shooting European facts that no one cares about, European History.. um... did you know that Margaret Thatcher blah-blah-blah-blah, and it's like, "No Chris, and we don't care."

(About Sai-swords) "They're fun to twirl and it's the only time I feel like a badass."

(While pretending to get married) Kathy Griffin: "I promise to love you, adore you, which I already do... and look the other way when you're screwing the pool boy."
Chris: "Well how do I top that? I promise to love, slightly obey and hire a pool boy."

(Talking about a school assignment) "We had a GPS and had to find different coordinates, then give the GPS to our partner. And of course, I was partnered with a douche. So... I found a way to program my own coordinates... and there was a mountain of fertilizer, so I programed that and watched as the douche climbed it."

"I'd put on concerts in my shower... and it's so much louder then it actually is, my neighbors were probably silting their wrists."

"I hate to say that I'm a Cinderfella... but I kinda feel like it."

"It feels like I'm still living in Clovis California... but I went insane."

Ellen: "What you do at night is scary. Tell people."
Chris: "Okay... I've always been a sleep-walker, but lately I started sleep-shopping... online. And random things kept showing up at my doorstep, like the complete series of the Carol Burnett show, a life sized poster of Lady Gaga."

(To Ryan about Kurt's boyfriend) "All that I ask is that I'm the better looking of the two."

"My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special."

"I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!"

"My legs turned blue. Along with... other things."

"Only Glee can make a sex scene tear jerking!"

"I learned where babies come from because of Push it."

Mark Salling: "I really enjoyed watching Chris perform Single Ladies... and maybe... just maybe..."
Chris: "No. Just no. My mother is right over there, no way.. sorry."

Chris: "I like Push It, we were all pregnant after that number."
Amber: "Very, very close."
Chris: "We needed shots."

Fan Question (to Matthew): "Your character seems torn between his self-absorbed wife and OCD co-worker. Which do you hope he'll choose?"
Chris: "Yeah... you sure know how to pick them in the show."

"My Twitter account has been verified!!! This must be what Pinocchio felt like when he became a real boy!"

"I tried reenacting Pink's Grammy performance with a blanket and duct tape. Epic fail."

"There's nothing more terrifying then a teenage girl."

"Nothing says Barbra Streisand like ninja-swords."

"My friend's were the lunch ladies, every lunch I'd hang out with them. Because, well, they had soda."

"Tequila is a drink that makes me think of conspiracy theories of how I'm in line for the British throne."

"I’m not really afraid to be my awkward self, and I know there’s lots and lots of other people just like me out there that are awkward themselves. And I think they just appreciate that I’m not afraid to say the weird things that I say and tweet the obnoxious things that I tweet. But I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best. I think you just be honest. I think people respond to honesty."

I think it maybe was a way for me to rebel against that whole way, is, "Fine. You said it was wrong when I was growing up? Well now I’m gonna be that on TV and, you know, I’m probably gonna be the face for gay rights for the rest of my life!" But I think there are lots of stories with Kurt that the world needs to see."

Но пошлый, как номер Плейбоя
Ммм, слыхивали и пошлее, но неплохо, ога))

"From a boy wizard who goes to a school to blackmail for rape. It's all about similar, right?"


"It's kind of interesting that now when people hear Single Ladies, a song about a women having relationship trouble cause her boyfriend won't commit, they think of me. It's a little strange."
у меня тоже он ассоциируется в первую очередь с этим))

"If Disney ever did Pinocchio on Broadway, I better get a call. That’s all I’m saying. I just think that I would be perfect for that. I look so much like him that it would honestly be a crime if I didn’t get to do that."
А я б посмотрел))

Chris: "Clovis California."
Interviewer: "What is that?"
Chris: "It's a small town where people have no humor but everyone drives a truck."

"Clovis is very... it's not a small town, it's a big town because theirs not much to do there except reproduce so it keeps getting bigger and bigger."
Прямо американская версия моего города))

Chris: "I love the writing aspect of, of, of, of, of, of it all."
Interviewer: "You sure have a knack for it."
Chris: "Yes, I have a way with words."


"I just downloaded the new Alvin and the Chipmunks album! They're the only guys that make music in my key!"


"My Twitter account has been verified!!! This must be what Pinocchio felt like when he became a real boy!"


самое лучшее))

Fauns, во-первых,
АААААА какой офигенный аватар!!!
Во-вторых, рад, что тебе понравилось =) В одну харю ржать - харя треснет Х)
у меня тоже он ассоциируется в первую очередь с этим))
У меня Сингл Лэдиз это всегда Крис Хотя Бейонсе канешна ликолепна
Прямо американская версия моего города))
А он большой, кстате? Сколько там населения, не знаешь?

Lava T Hotson, пасиииииб)))

Сингл Лэдиз это всегда Крис


А он большой, кстате? Сколько там населения, не знаешь?
со всяко-разно поселками 100 тыс человек) Во Владивостоке, вроде где то 600 тыс.ч.

Fauns, ухтыыыы!! У нас уже полтораста! Ну а в общем все равно большая деревня Х)

Lava T Hotson, вот вот)) город деревенского типа))

Fauns, город деревенского типа))

Страна деревенского типа, даже Х))